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Things From My Journal

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

I have sporadically written in a series of journals since 2003. I don’t do personal or eventful entries. They are more of random thoughts and ideas arranged with no particular pattern. They are also joke ideas or dialogue pulled or manipulated from real interactions. A small sample of snippets:

“Quit being so positive about negativity”

The Glass is Half Broken

Musician: I’m not that depressed
Friend: Really? Your last album was called “When Life Hands You Lemons, Kill Yourself”

If I had a dime for every time I used a cliché.

I’m going to make a list of all the things I’m going to forget to do tomorrow.