Archive for the ‘Comedy’ Category

Annoying Photoshop CS4 Compass Thingy

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Not that you should ever be designing with a touchpad… but! still annoying when you are trying to do some Photoshop on a plane and you keep rotating your image and there’s no dumb “turn off” switch. Found this plugin straight from Adobe:

Turn off the Adobe CS4 Touchpad Compass Feature

Adobe answered our prayers, now just integrate it into the preferences.

Guilds of Steel

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

Promo shoot for the upcoming run at Gnap! Improvised “Role Playing Game” comedies. Makeup by Jason Vines.

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Recognized

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

Ha! I just got recognized for being an “improv comedian” for the first time. Crazy. Reminds me of running into people in Ohio and them being “you’re the guitar guy”. Pretty cool…

Things From My Journal

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

I have sporadically written in a series of journals since 2003. I don’t do personal or eventful entries. They are more of random thoughts and ideas arranged with no particular pattern. They are also joke ideas or dialogue pulled or manipulated from real interactions. A small sample of snippets:

“Quit being so positive about negativity”

The Glass is Half Broken

Musician: I’m not that depressed
Friend: Really? Your last album was called “When Life Hands You Lemons, Kill Yourself”

If I had a dime for every time I used a cliché.

I’m going to make a list of all the things I’m going to forget to do tomorrow.