Hipster Me
I just realized I’m very close to be a textbook hipster but I’m missing just a few components
I don’t have a vinyl player
I don’t wear sunglasses
I don’t have any tatoos
I like Metallica
I’ve only dated one “sad” girl
I don’t playan obscure instrument like the theremin or didgeridoo
I do have the other components pretty well covered:
My job pays a lot but I work so few hours that I have no money
I use an iphone
I drive a scooter
I am jaded on music
I live in Austin, TX
All of my friends are in bands
I frequent thrift stores
I don’t have a TV
I go to the coolest laundromat in town
I love NPR to death
I’ve never heard of Hinder
Please realize this is not a goal of mine to finish the list. I’m just making fun of myself right now.
